The Director

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1) The Director is a bitch

2) The Director is always bored, and will spam you with zombies

3) The Director ALWAYS wins.

4) Do not look at the Director. He is shy and easily annoyed.

5) Do not speak the forbidden words when the Director is present

   a) The first forbidden phrase is "I think we'll be OK"

   b) The second forbidden phrase is anything involving either witches or tanks

6) This one is for Hypno, If you have a plan, do NOT tell anyone about it.

7) The Director can hear your voice, even if you are using skype for communication.

8) The Director is not amused by your schemes.

9) The Director will screw you over no matter what.

10) Sometimes the Director will rage and give you a tank on every level just after spawn. Not that I'm bitter.

11) If bored, the Director will refuse to spawn a tank on the finale. He then settles down to watch the survivors leap off the roof in frustration.