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An enigma wraped in bacon, known associate of cloakraider.
Regular contributer to the Jserver podcat, but has been known to just sleep through the middle.
Enemy of the SOS団
Flashbacks
It is well known that L4D causes flashbacks and cases of insanity in Hypnotoad, who uses them to give emotionaly stiring speaches and berate his team to the saferoom.
|  Hypnotoad: "What in the seven hells of Chaos are you waiting for? Personal orders from God himself? When I say take that damned hill, I mean take that damned hill, not damn well stand around and stare at it! I don’t care if there’s fifty Tanks up there. I don’t care if there are fifty thousand Tanks up there! Our orders are to take that hill and I’m going to damn well take that hill even if it means I have to kill every last one of the ugly fucking giants myself. Damn it, follow me, I’ll show you how it’s done. That’s it, get stuck in there. Medic! Stop whining, Francis, you’ve got another damned leg. D’ya think I cried like a damned new-born when I lost my arm? Course I damn well didn’t. I upped and ripped that damned land shark’s damned throat out with my damned teeth! That’s it Zoe, give ‘em some dakka. Blummin ek!, their blood stinks. Get that molotov into that trench; flush the damned things out. That trench, you idiot, not this one! Oh yes, smell those bitches burn. Smells better than breakfast, don’t it? Give me that damn pipebomb. Do I have to do everything myself? You there! Yes you! Pick up Louis' hand. A medkit might be able to stick it on him again later. Don’t stop now, you damned work-shy sons of acid-grubs, we’re only damn well halfw… SPY SAPPIN MAH SENTRY! Oh God Damnit."
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