God

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God is well known by some for being considered by some to be partialy or entirely responcible for some and sometimes all of some of lifes events, and as such shares a common connection with The Director, it is considered by some that God is infact a Cat and considered by others, not to exist - under certain conditions, usualy resulting in said others having life's harsh realities served to them on a plate, where the plate is pointed at thier face, and moving at over 3m/s, likely decelerating. Life is also understood to be a Cat.

Alternate Names

Will
Jesus
Haruhi (See SOS団) and/or Konata, depending on religious affiliation
Cosmic Jewish Zombie - See [1]