Francis

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Francis Quotes

Francis : I hate lifts. Bill : Is there anything you don't hate, Francis? Francis :You know what? I don't hate vests.

Francis : I hate vans.

Francis : I hate Ayn Rand.

Francis: I hate hospitals....and doctors and lawyers...

Francis : I'm gonna tear that bell down and shove it up your ass!

Francis : I hate stairs.

Francis : I hate water.

Francis : Do that again, and you're gonna be firing that thing out of your ass!

Francis : Shoot me again, and I'm gonna kick your ass!

Francis : Gee, nice shot Bill, that was my ass!

Francis : Watch my back. But hey, don't stare at my ass!

Francis : I'm gonna take that bell down and shove it up your ass!

Francis : Watch your ass!

Francis : [ Upon being helped up after being incapacitated ] Yeah... good thing I'm indestructible.

Francis : [ Realizes radio is just a tape rather than live ] Goddamn tape looped piece of shit, I hate the Army. [ APC arrives ] I love the Army!

Francis : I'm coming Bill, keep your beard on!

Francis : What if just your beard starts to turn? Can I shoot that too?

Francis : Louis, you look like shit!

Francis : Is anyone there? Marco!

Francis : Bill, can I borrow your medkit? I just want to look at it.

Francis : [ To Church Guy ] We're cops! Open up! ...Why? Well, I'm Francis, that's Grampa Bill and...there's zombies out here; open the goddammed door!

Francis : Attention Boat Owner, we are the cops. I--we command you to come pick us up!

Francis : Man, I don't think that cop thing worked...

Francis : [ Responding to a nearby Witch ] "I'll give her something to cry about ...

[ To Church Guy ]Francis: Open up, we have a defenseless old man out here! Bill: Hey!

Francis : 'God is dead', huh? Well tell him to join the club.

Francis : [ Noticing a sign warning of deer crossing at The Turnpike ] Watch out! There's deer around here.

Francis : Hunter around here! Sweatshirt wearin' little wuss...